Palestion

Land of the Palestions

Where is Palestion?

Palestion is getting to be a famous place. It appears on about 370 pages listed by the Google Search Engine and 79 in Yahoo. It is a common misspelling of another word: Guess which one. There are also over 200 listings for Palestions. There should be such a place as Palestion, but I cannot find it on a map. It must be an Isrealistic plot to ensure that imaginary countries don't exist.

We can see where such a word might be useful for other purposes. A Palestion might be a question asked by a Palestinian, a support for an archway in a medieval palace, or any number of other things. For example, we could have fine quotes such as:

"To be or not to be, that is the Palestion!"

"The UN discussed the question of Palestion"

"The situation in Palestion is very grave."

"Palestion is occupied by the Isrealis, who believe in Israelism  and oppress the Palestion people."

In fact, gifted people are already using the word in exactly this way. It is time to tell people the REAL TRUTH about Palestion and the pernicious  Isrealistic plot against the Palestions and people are doing it. For example, at doublespeak we find:

"He did nothing useful and has not even denounced much less done anything [even if he did make a visit there] the decimation of Palestion civilians by Israel ..."

You tell 'em!

Early history of Palestion

Palestion  (pronounced Pulehstea -on) was a Greek warrior in the battle for Troy, whose exploits were described in a manuscript by Sophocles. The manuscript was lost when Aloysius Delicious, a monk of the Cistercian order, used it to wrap a  cheese sandwich in 1183 AD, while on his way to the crusades with Richard the Lion Hearted. Don't laugh, lots of manuscripts got lost that way. On his way home from Troy, Palestion lost his way. His ship foundered on the shores of a country then inhabited by savages, since called Palestion. According to the venerable Engletwerp, Palestion was converted to Christianity in 694 by the learned St. Cosima of Palestion, who was made Bishop of Palestion by Pope Urban Renewal.

Palestion in modern times

Palestion (pronounced Pulehstea -on) is the homeland of the Palestions. Sir George Bottomkisser, OBE, the famous British explorer of the 19th century, explored  Palestion and wrote his travelogue,  "Sailing to Palestion" in 1844, for which he was knighted. He reported that Palestion was mostly ruins inhabited by goats and goatherds. He became a great enthusiast of the Palestion culture, asserting that the people of Palestion are noble, simple, generous, infested by trachoma and leprosy and prone to stab you in the back. Palestion was occupied by the British in 1855, and exploited by Sir Clive Blameworthy (Clive of Palestion). later known as Lord Dungworthy. Interest in Palestion waned when it was discovered that goat dung does not restore sexual function (still sold over the Internet as natural Viagra). This and related proofs of the influence of Sexonomy on history are taken up under Sexonomy. Interest in Palestion was revived when it was discovered that the Isrealis wanted to make their home there, as dictated by  Isrealism.

Map of Palestion

The map of Palestion does not show the inland Sea of Ignorance, which is fed by the river Alexia. The Sea of Ignorance is actually a lake of course, but the people who invented Palestion are too dumb to know that.

Greek Warrior Palestion

Below is a picture of the Greek Warrior Palestion, founder of Palestion. No doubt it was part of a series of illustrations of the lost Sophocles drama trilogy, Palestion in Troy

Google listings for Palestion:

Jihad Watch: Saudi Arabia: "Are you Muslim or Christian?" Gunmen ...
They are killing muslims in daily bases in Iraq , Afghanistan, Palestion and everywhere and now they are craying for some pigs who takes part in the ...
www.jihadwatch.org/archives/002081.php - Similar pages

ETUF underlines solidarity and support of Palestinian people
It also voiced concern and worry over the UN and great powers stances of indifference towards the daily massacres in the Palestion territories. ...
www.arabicnews.com/ansub/ Daily/Day/020129/2002012933.html - 16k - Cached - Similar pages

Farouk Qadoumi Appreciates Support of the African States
He, however, said that the initiative by the Quartet was supposed to have a viable sovereign state of Palestion within a period not exceeding 2005. ...
www.addistribune.com/Archives/ 2004/07/09-07-04/Farouk.htm - 9k - Cached - Similar pages

www.myspace.com/59414996
The wars in Iraq and Palestion, the genocide that goes unheard is obviously unjust. Your brothers and sisters, no matter what race what relegion your from ...
www.myspace.com/59414996 - 104k - Cached - Similar pages

Andre Gunder Frank: Doublespeak
He did nothing useful and has not even denounced much less done anything [even if he did make a visit there] the decimation of Palestion civilians by Israel ...
www.rrojasdatabank.org/agfrank/doublespeak.html - 32k - Cached - Similar pages

[APGR-list] WCAR Onsite Report: Zionism makes a stand
They were besieged by outraged Palestion supporters who were appalled that they had the audacity to put forward their case (as one of the event organisers ...
www.isiswomen.org/womenet/ lists/apgr-list/archive/msg00211.html - 8k - Cached - Similar pages